Crazy Car Leasing

My Grandma was thinking about car leasing when she unknowingly left some hot chocolate sauce simmering away on the stove one hot summer day back in 1994.

She was actually picking carrots at the time while I was taking advantage of the space indoors, speeding around the kitchen on my segway. I was pacing around our kitchen like steve irwin chasing the worlds most dangerous lizard, what a man, what a legend. Anyway…

You should have me, I was having an absolute blast when suddently I skidded to avoid a baby roo that had found its way into the house. I fell straight onto the hot sauce. Ouch!

The hot liquid was falling onto my skin, I didn’t have time to dive out of the way, irwin style! I sat with my face in my hands when my Granny returned from the yard.

my face was disgfigured, and all my dear all granny had to say was.. Sorry? The elast she could have donw is warned me about the stove and the danger it presented!

I wasn’t very pleased when she told me she was distracted by thoughts of car leasing and that she had forgotten about the hot sauce. I collected her things and asked her to leave our house. With that, I jumped on my segway and cruised to see my Doc, Karl.

I couldn’t face the bitter wind on my face again on the return journey home, so I hailed a cab, onky to find my grandma seeking sweet revenge, on my letterbox with a lighter. You do the math!

Naturally I had to question the pensioner. “Well dear..” she said.. “I wanted to burn down the house so you could sell the land” All she wanted was to achieve her car leasing dream.

Unbelievable, the old girl was crazy, I needed help. To solve her mind boggling problems, the very next day I contacted a great car leasing service who helped me fix my Grandma and finally stopped her constant bloody complaining so I can get on my segway to travel the world 12.5 miles per hour.

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